From:	ARGON::DNASH        "The Sleepless Knight" 24-APR-1992 12:54:21.21
Subj:	Same thing.  More like Weird Al, less like Nirvana.  Still weird.

Greetings.

Dave suggested maybe I should change the chorus each time.  I wasn't sure at
first, but then I realized that it would give more opportunities to skewer
people. . . .
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SOUNDS LIKE WEST DORM:  The remix
(sung to you-know-what)

We're all butt drunk, bring a friend or two
Come on, get smashed with us
You're overworked, sober's bad,
Oh no! the policy!

West Dorm West Dorm West Dorm West Dorm
West Dorm West Dorm West Dorm West Dorm
West Dorm West Dorm West Dorm West Dorm 
West Dorm West Dorm West Dorm....

Yeah we're West Dorm, and we're gonna
Make you listen to Led Zeppelin,
All day now, and all ni..ight,
You don't like it, not our problem! 
Robert Plant, Jimmy Page,
Dy'er Mak'er, a guitar riff! Yeah!

#include <std_metal_guitarriff.h>

And what's it worth, I confess we feel 
we don't want to change.
A party dorm, it's always been and always will
I'm telling you!

TQ TQ TQ TQ,
TQ TQ TQ TQ,
TQ TQ TQ TQ,
TQ TQ TQ TQ

When Dean Zoll's out, it's less dangerous,
Here we are now, drunk and heinous!
I feel stupid, come and join us!
Here we are now, drunk and heinous!
Amaretto, gin and tonic,
A tequila, Bloody Marys!  Yeah!

#include <std_metal_guitarsolo.h>

And I forget, just what it takes
Oh yeah, to have a life at Mudd.
I find it hard, it's hard to find a life...
come on, get drunk with us.

Scrippsie Scrippsie Scrippsie Scrippsie,
Scrippsie Scrippsie Scrippsie Scrippsie,
Scrippsie Scrippsie Scrippsie Scrippsie,
Scrippsie Scrippsie Scrippsie...

Keep your hands off our traditions!
Yeah we got Breakfast o' Champions!
Fucking JB, they don't get it!
West is Be-est, Screw the Rest!
West is Best, Notel Motel,
Kill Cappetto*, my libido!
What do I know?  What do I know?  What do I know?  What do I know?
What do I know?  What do I know?  What do I know?  What do I know?
  What do I know.........
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* actually, I kind of agree with that sentiment... ;-)

---> Dave